Wednesday, September 28, 2011

New Things Men Don't Know About Women

Not necessarily related to the overall topic of this blog, but fun and entertaining just the same....

1) We get to pick the baby names, and it won't be your mother's maiden name. McNamara is a terrible name for a baby.

2) One of the most chivalrous things you can do is let us have the last piece of bacon.

3) Black coffee is sexy. Bringing us black coffee in bed is sexy too.

4) We kinda wish we could chest bump too.

5) "What would Chuck Norris Do?" is not a logical nor rational way of thinking.

6) Make your bed on a daily basis and change your sheets once a week. That odd goat-like smell you get will remind us of our smelly little brothers and will therefore mean you will be sleeping alone.

7) We like beer too, but don't let it take up too much room in our fridges. If you want chilled beer all the time get a mini fridge.

8) Flowers are great, but its not always just the flowers themselves. Giving us flowers shows you were thinking of us, and we love that.

9) When we ask how we look you lose points everytime you answer with "fine".

10) If we can make it through the entire first date without seeing what color your phone case is, there is a chance we may just fall in love.

11) If you call the movies "the cinema" we will laugh. And laugh some more.

12) We like being asked on a proper date.

13) Shoes always fit, which explains the constantly full closets.

14) Snuggling can fix just about anything. Really, it can.

15) If we're at a sports bar during a big game, don't hit on us. We're watching the game.

16) While the idea is a romantic one please don't write us poetry or music, unless writing is part of your regular job description.

17) We love that you are stronger than us and can reach stuff off the top shelf.

18) A deep voice. Some stubble. Yum.

xoxo
L

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