There are many things to love about summer: going to the beach, iced coffee, or perhaps another season of Big Brother. Not the least of which is outdoor sex. Much like margaritas, sex can be even better when enjoyed al fresco. When the weather is warm and your horomones are fired up, here is a list of places to get it on this summer!
Your own backyard. This can be a great place to experiment with outdoor sex. You get all the sensory benefits of an outdoor experience while still having a bit of privacy.
On a roof, in a city, under the stars. The faint sound of traffic and people walking the streets your background soundtrack.
On a boat. Let the motion of the ocean set your pace.
In a tent in the woods. Just be sure to spray yourselves down with bug spray frist. Fly bites on naughty bits are no fun. No fun at all.
In the woods. Don't have a tent? Ok, no big. Go for a hike and somewhere along the way make yourselves horozontal and work up a different kind of sweat. There is just something raw and primal about having sex in nature. So yeah, try it.
On a big rock. (Hmmm...interesting. Never considered this one.)
In a dark alley. No safe, dark allies nearby? Thats ok, behind the movie theatre will do just fine!
On a picnic blanket on the beach. Just to make sure we're clear: ON a blanket. Sand in girly parts is a bit of a mood killer. Since we associate the beach with fun, vacation-like time, seaside loving can be quite exciting!
On a tire swing. I'll leave you to figure out the logistics of that one!
In a tree house. Don't have one? Borrow the 12-year old neighbour's. I'm sure they won't mind.
In a convertible with the top down. Just be sure to pull over first. (I know, it should go without saying, however when the mood strikes the mood strikes)
As always, sex is supposed to be fun. And outdoor sex just amps up the fun and makes it more primal. Just one small tip: do plan well where your outdoor adventure will take place. The last thing we want is for you to wind up with a public indecency charge. Much like fly bites on the naughty bits, that would be bad. Very very bad.
Got any to add? Any tried, tested and true locales for getting it on? Any that were an absolute flop? Let us know!
xoxo
L
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