Your sweaty post gym rawness. You think you're most desireable when you're all dolled up looking pretty as a peach. No. Men think otherwise. Its at six o'clock, after work, you're just home from the gym in your favorite old tank top, devoid of make up and perfume when you are nothing but raw, glistening womaness. You'll likely think "ewwww....gross." but he'll beg to differ.
Cross dresser. Seeing you glide by him in a pair of his boxers or in one of his shirts will drive him crazy wild!
Awkward high school photos. "OMG! Don't look at that" you'll say as you snatch the photo from his grip. Just know that no matter how gangly the limbs, or how frizzy your hair is he's pretty certain you wouldn't have spoken to him in high school anyway, but you sure do now!
You way with children. Men will be honest and say that they really don't know where the relationship is going and it freaks them out when their lady starts naming their future children. However, him seeing your warmth and ease with children they can't help but think "maybe".
Simplicity. While men dig the candlelit dinners and your kitchen acrobatics, from time to time break out grandma's spagetti recipe, pop the cork on an $8 bottle of Chianti and eat together on the patio. There is infinite bliss in simple moments.
Your patience with their family. His uncle Frank is making comments about your "rump", aunt Joan is forcing feeding your more awful hors d'oeuvres while his cousin Destiny hisses on about how eating meat his murder and you're pretty sure his little cousin Derrick is spying on you in the bathroom. All that and you still want to have sex with him. It boggles their mind.
When you clean your plate. Dive in to that ribeye. He'll find it sexy. Stop half way through and say "I can't stop eating this - its SOOO good!". A passion for great food suggests a passion for all life's sensual pleasures.
The look. You know the one. The cross table glance that will tell him where the night is headed. Its subtle enough to be shared across a crowded table, but its powerful enough to buckle his poor knees. Don't underestimate it.
Your badass self reliance. You've gathered the wood and built the fire while he's still wrestling with the tent. You tackle your own leaky fawcets and can fix your own crashed computer. When you should you don't need them its that much more gratifying that you want them.
xoxo
L
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